Dammit Jim, I’m a Marketer, not a Techie!

Anyone who’s a fan of the original Star Trek series knows Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy’s signature catch phrase:  “Dammit, Jim, I’m a Doctor, not a babysitter!”  Nearly every episode found the exasperated doctor reminding Captain Kirk what he wasn’t…

I know exactly how McCoy feels.  Every time someone asks me a really technical question, I want to exclaim, “Dammit Jim, I’m a marketer, not a techie!”  Sure, I know how to do most of that techie video stuff, but that doesn’t make me a technical whiz.  I also know how to change a tire, but that doesn’t mean I want to do it!

So when folks ask me a technical question, I’ll usually answer it as a courtesy.  Just like I’d probably help someone change a tire if they were stuck on the side of the road.  But technology is certainly not my “sweet spot.”

The truth is I’ve been doing online video since YouTube came on the scene in early 2005.  That’s about 7 years.  I know enough tech stuff to get by.  But I’ve been a marketer for my entire 25 year career.  After growing up at a television station (my Dad worked at the NBC affiliate in Boston), my first job out of college was Marketing Manager at WBZ Radio.  Other marketing gigs in radio and TV followed, until I headed out to Hollywood for a marketing job at E! Entertainment Television.  By the time I left Los Angeles for a Chief Marketing Officer dot com job back east, I was Senior Vice President of Marketing & Promotion for Fox Family Worldwide, then a division of Fox.

I’m not reciting my resume to stumble down memory lane, but to prove a point: It ain’t about the technology…  It’s  all about the marketing.  Even with Online Video, all the technical prowess in the world don’t mean squat if you don’t have a marketing strategy.

You may know the difference between .flv and .mp4, but that doesn’t mean your video is going to get you more business.  If the famous political slogan is “It’s the economy, stupid,” then the online video battle cry should be “It’s the marketing, schmoopie!”

So, if you need your tire changed, call AAA.  If you need technical advice, find a geek.  But when you’re ready for what really matters – when you need a video marketing strategy – I’m your guy!

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  • Holly

    Boo Ya  Lou!  You’re a brilliant marketer, and definitely the guy to call when you want to create a stellar video marketing plan.  Let Google answer those technical questions, all of those silly details don’t actually matter if you don’t know how to use the video to market yourself.

    • Lou Bortone

      Thanks, Holly!

  • http://eventstrategysolutions.com/blog Daphne Bousquet

    The funny thing is that you can probably find the answer to a technical question on YouTube, complete with how to videos!

    • Lou Bortone

      That’s true, Da[phne!  Half the time, I just go to the forums anyway!

  • http://www.VivaVisibilityBlog.com NancyMarmolejo

    Way to go Lou!!! Can I reprint this post on the Viva blog? I think it’s a great example of getting crystal clear with your peeps about your greatest talents.

    • Lou Borrtone

      Absolutely, Nancy!  Re-print away!  And thanks for all your help with this!

  • Zimbuh

    My question is….do you really know how to change a tire?  Nice article!  How true….

  • http://www.learnsmallbusiness.com DeAnna Troupe

    You know I had to read this article when I saw the title! I love Bones, he’s one of my favorite characters. I may definitely have to reference this post in an article I’m writing for a client. Good stuff.

    • http://www.VivaVisibilityBlog.com NancyMarmolejo

      Glad you found it and liked the post!

  • George Karalias

    Lou, Any time you need tech help, call me. I know just enough to be dangerous. Drop me a line. Happy New Year!

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